Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above…
So always Brush your Teeth.

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Cock To Hen
I Love You.
I Can Do Anything For You.
Hen: Really..!
Cock: Yes My Dear.
Hen: OK! Lay An Egg.

t’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat… It doesn’t!
It actually makes u lean…
Against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers!
Cheers!

Teacher : “Gorge Washingtn not only chopped down his father’s Chery tree, bt also admitted doing it.
Now do u know y his father didn’t punish him ?
1 Student: ” Bcoz Gorge still had Da axe in is hand.

Joke Of The Century
Once Upon A Time
There Was A Country
Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power
But Did Not Have Electric Power.
Live Long Pakistan.