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Admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:59:08 +0000

Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above…
So always Brush your Teeth.

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Admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:57:50 +0000

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

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Admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:57:27 +0000

Cock To Hen
I Love You.
I Can Do Anything For You.
Hen: Really..!
Cock: Yes My Dear.
Hen: OK! Lay An Egg.

Friendship SMS

Admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:56:04 +0000

t’s wrong that Alcohol makes u fat… It doesn’t!
It actually makes u lean…
Against bars, poles, walls, friends & strangers!
Cheers!

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Admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:55:26 +0000

Teacher : “Gorge Washingtn not only chopped down his father’s Chery tree, bt also admitted doing it.
Now do u know y his father didn’t punish him ?
1 Student: ” Bcoz Gorge still had Da axe in is hand.

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Admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:55:03 +0000

Joke Of The Century
Once Upon A Time
There Was A Country
Who Claimed To Be A Nuclear Power
But Did Not Have Electric Power.
Live Long Pakistan.

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Admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:53:59 +0000

A boy to girlfriend
If I was an artist
U would b my picture
If I was a poet
U would b my inspiration
If I was an author
U would b my story
But I’m only a cartoonist

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Admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:53:38 +0000

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is 1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Wife SMS

Admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:50:59 +0000

On a Silent night wen friends are few
I close my eyes and think of yoU
A Silent night
A Silent tear
A Silent wish that U were Here.

Wife SMS

Admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:50:34 +0000

When you love
you get hurt.
When you get hurt
you hate.
When you hate
you try to forget.
When you try to forget
you start missing.
When you start missing
you fall in love again..!